Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Things you didn't need to know about people you've never heard of

British chat show host Jonathan Ross has revealed that he once pleasured himself using a Hoover nozzle, but the experience "hurt like hell."

"I reached for the nozzle, turned her on and gingerly inserted myself into the tube," he wrote. "The suction power of a Hoover is far, far greater than what is called for in this circumstance."

All these years when Brits have talked about "taking the tube" I must admit I had a very different mental image.

1 comment:

jj said...

LOL, ouch!